Wiping Winnies Troubles Away

Teddy Thistle here. This winter has been tough on long time friend Wilber Wiper. He just got a pair of new blades (like new shoes for us), which is a good thing because Winnie Windshield just hates those scratchy, crusty old blades rubbing across the plane. Wilber's new blades just glide along in one smooth motion. No lines. No squeaks. Wilber just wipes all of Winnie's troubles
away. That's just good safety! Winnie wants all us drivers to see clearly. After all, she shows the world before you each and everyday you drive down the road.

Sierra Side Glass is so jealous of Wilber and Winnie. All Sierra gets are fingerprints, children's runny noses, and greasy hair prints, among other things all over her. Sierra has no one to wipe her troubles away unless she gets cleaned or detailed. So usually Sierra just rides around all day with stuff all over her. People still want to look out of her and yet don't do the right thing and keep her clean. Some say Sierra is high maintenance, but really she's not. She's a lovely gal, who only wants to remain clean and clear, like she should! Clearly, she needs just a little love. Frankly, she, and other side glasses like her, deserve it, after all they are looking out for you. Why shouldn't you look out for them? Get some special soaps, moisturizing conditioners,
and exotic perfumes for them. You'll be glad you did. Wiping their troubles
away and your troubles too.